Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Movementarians: It’s free
Homer: And when IS this weekend
Movementarians: It’s this weekend
Homer: And how much does it cost?
Movementarians: Um it’s free
See clip here
I’m only joking! This isn’t a cult and it sure as hell isn’t free.
But I hope to have a good time. Learn how to internet sex blogging better and meet some people who are WAY, way better at it than me. Cos I’m fairly rubbish. But I am the only Irish person so I have that going for me. (Man, I’ll be so gutted if I catch some other Irish one getting up to this? No I won’t! I’d be thrilled to find someone in Ireland doing this too)
Here are the questions I’ve been asked… (I’m probably not going to do the links properly. Cos I can barely internet at all. Please don’t kick me out of the conference)
NAME (and Twitter name if you have one)
Abbi Rode (@OCDCrankypants)
Is this your first time at Eroticon? If No, what is your favourite memory from a previous Eroticon and if Yes, what are you most looking forward to at Eroticon 2015?
This is indeed my first time. I’ve no real idea what to expect. To be entertained I suppose…that’s all I can hope for.
Which 3 sessions have you already earmarked as definitely going to?
Breaking from my highly organised tradition, I haven’t actually looked at anything so I’ve no idea who’s doing what or what’s on offer. I have no homework done for this thing. Which once again is very out of character. I must be scared. Or intimidated or something… (definitely something..?)
What drink will you be ordering at the bar on the Saturday night?
White wine, Prosecco or a bottle of Corona or Sol – which I will absolutely turn my nose up at if there is no lime for it. I’ll probably bring my own, thinking about it? hotel bars are usually a let down.
If you wrote an autobiography what would it be called?
I may have to come back to this one? But maybe: 50 shades of Harry Potter Teenage Vampires That Will Make Everyone Who Buys This Rich – yup, think I’ll go with that snappy little title.
Where are you writing this post and what 5 things can you see around you (not including the device you are writing on)?
I’m on the couch (of a thousand rides) in my sitting room. I can see the painting my sister gave me, the bag with my new gym clothes in them, my gym bag, a pile of wood and the TV
And the last one… If you could go out to dinner with any 5 sex bloggers or erotic writers, regardless of whether they are coming to Eroticon or not who would they be?
I don’t think I know anyone from the community well enough to be able to answer that fully and with any conviction. And man am I VERY fussy about who I’ll eat with. (I would literally rather have sex with someone than eat with them). And I realise that it seems to be de rigueur to name people that won’t be there/that people haven’t met, but the person I think I’d like to have dinner with is Maria Sibylla https://twitter.com/MSM1647 – she’s in the states and I don’t think she’s coming but … for some reason I think we grew up in the same house? Unfortunately her blog has been suspended so I can’t link to it.
And the other person would be GotN as it was a little over a year ago that my friend sent me a link to her site and that kicked off my interest in doing it myself.
Mollly has very handily put together who’s going to be there Here’s the link to the details and who else is attending. For anyone who might be interested in some sauciness and how to get into doing your own line of sauciness…